Gojira Posts Again

TAKE THE SEDAN FROM MY HAND, GRASSHOPPERS!

2005-10-25T22:00:00.000-07:00

a senryu on recent events:

Hype not your friends' work
on your snark blog; sugar will
ruin your gas tank.

warmest regards,
gojira

THE FIRST DIP BACK INTO THE MAILBAG

2005-10-16T14:40:00.000-07:00

hello again mammals,

I should jump right into the "swing of things" by answering some of the eletronic mail sent to me in my absense.

SUBJECT: Dr. Stange does not write for us

Dear Blogger:

We would like to invite you to a free one-year subscription to the West Coast Midnight Run™, a magazine designed for the discerning individual, covering topics ranging from the latest in political commentary, social editorials, comparative critiques on the human condition in the only "superpower" nation on the planet, movie reviews, tips for singles, international cuisine, what's hot in the world of office products and consumer electronics, popular opinion surveys, eye-popping business practices, healthcare pointers, alternative viewpoints and of course exotic feats of automotive engineering.

Our magazine will take a critical look at the current situation in the USA. We will tackle issues in a cynical, humorous and lyrical fashion, including living standards, the social and political situation in our country, including among others, the disappearance of quality jobs, the declining standards of living for the Middle Class, the loss of security and the gradual diminishment of our privacy, elderly issues, our healthcare systems and the apparent absence of a non-discriminatory social safety net. We will compare our lot to those in Europe, Asia, Africa and the Middle East. Suffice it to say you will not find a more refreshing and entertaining reading experience anywhere on the planet.

Thank you for the offer, Editor@MidnightRun.com, but if Dr. Strange does not write for your magazine, I am not interested. I do not wish to see a lyrical tackle of the disappearance of quality jobs or anything else. Thank you for your interest.

warmest regards,
Gojira

I'm Back!!!!

2005-10-16T14:32:00.000-07:00

Greeting little humans,

My post-retirement spiritual summer back home has concluded, and I'm back in the land of Yankee Bluejeans the running dogs and ready to do what I do best; destroy real estate and chat with my many fans. AND I'M ALL OUT OF REAL ESTATE. Comment or e-mail at your leisure.

a good time was had by all!

2005-04-06T10:32:00.000-07:00

woohoo! holy crap, was my fifieth party back in november a fucking blast!!! i just stared sobering up this morning and had the dudes wedged between my toes removeds and take to the county morgue. my pals surprised me with the bash -- i thought we were going to do more "a.d.r." for the documentary i'm doing about the cool boats i've found on the ocean floor over the years -- and they even hired a bunch of birthfdaya clowns for me to chase down and kill!!!! it was AWESOME but i accidentally broke my futurephone when i fell in the pacific ocean herding the surviving clowns off a cliff so i don't have any pictures of it.

yes, 50 years is a good time for a thunderlizard to stop and take stock in his life. i'm thinking about writing a memoir about my life in "show," with this "blog" as a place to write first drafts of the stories before passing it on to my "ghost writer" to polish and edit together. maybe instead of doing a real clyde job and write from my birth to now, i'll write stories about things you little meattwigs ask me about! you fans are who this book is gonna be for, so ask away! have i made mistakes? you bet. would i do some things differently if i could go back in time and live my liofe over? sure thing! do i have any regrets? not for a minute! i think i am goona hire a typist for this tho since typinf is a pain in my mighty ass.

warmest regards,
gojira